Men, this is the Perfect Date that you have always dreamed of! Her accommodating mouth has no teeth, and best of all she does not speak a single word. Perfect cone shaped breasts that never droop. Hands with no fingers so she can't spend your money!

No female genitals that usually require all that annoying foreplay and weighted feet to stabilise her at that special moment.

The best bit! A cup holder for your beer in the top of her head. She is only 3 feet tall and swallows with every swig! What a perfect date!!